Scene From the Subway

Girl with headphones on:

You could have at least said 'Excuse Me'

Apologetic man:

Oh geez...I'm sor

Girl with headphones on, interrupting him while she turns the other way:

I can't hear you!

My inner commentary:

If you can't hear him, then why do you care if he said anything?

This scene was inspired by an actual event, witnessed by the writer on the subway. Not included in the scene, the aforementioned writer laughing to himself because of the ridiculousness of the situation, and the entire subway staring at him like he was a wacko.