This story on CNN.com about a Komodo dragon named Flora that's about to give birth to a litter (is that the right word?) of baby Komodos while still being a virgin is weird enough, though not unprecedented (see Jurassic Park). What does make it freaky is that the baby dragons are expected to be born on Christmas Day. Has Jesus decided to come back to earth in the form of a lizard? Is this the beginning of the rapture? Somewhere out there, is there another virgin lizard giving birth to the lizard Antichrist. Be warned people. Christmas this year may mark the beginning of the end. Look to the skies...if the Four Horsemen appear riding giant flaming lizards, you'll know I was right.
If anything at least the new savior will be kick ass. Combine the power of Jesus with the power of a giant lizard. Man...he would OWN the competition.
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